Pati-Patni Ke Jokes: Darling! Put left for work? You get tired, the wife’s answer will be shaken

Husband Wife Jokes: The relationship between husband and wife is very special. Sometimes there is a lot of love and sometimes there is an altercation about small things. Sometimes the wife makes her face swollen, then the husband is angry. We have come for you by taking some jokes filled with such sour sweet moments. By reading these funny jokes viral on social media, you will be forced to laugh. If you are also looking for funny jokes to harass your married friends, then these funny jokes can share them. So let’s start laughing and laughing.

Viral husband and wife jokes on social media

Husband- Darling! Put left for work?
Because, you get tired!
Wife- No… not needed at all
Husband- why
Wife- I know your habit very well, first I was also left.

Wife- You listen, you are worried about the office but there is no worry about the house.
Husband- Hey what happened?
Wife- Looks like our daughter has set up someone outside.
Husband- But, how do you know?
Wife- Nowadays mobile recharge does not ask for money…
Husband listening unconscious ..

Wife- When I start singing, why do you go to the gallery?
Husband- so that people do not have confusion that I am strangling you.

Wife- How much do you love me?
Husband- more than Shah Jahan.
Wife- After I die, you will make Taj Mahal.
Husband- I have even taken a plot, Pagli, you are doing it late.

Husband- I am becoming bald, the cost of transplant is 2 lakh rupees.
Wife- Get a gold necklace of Rs 2 lakh, I will live with bald…

Wife- Is life possible on Mars?
Husband- I do not know… I am not possible even on earth.

Sonu’s wife got a call from her maiden and said, do you remember me?
Monu-Pagli If it was so easy to remember something, wouldn’t have topped the tenth?