Viral jokes on social media
Chintu- If not fainted and the patient learns to do the operation, then who will ask the doctor?
Sonu- Papa, who is an alcoholic?
Papa-son, these 4 cars are seen in front, they see the drunkard 8.
Sonu-… But Papa is only 3 cars in front.
Boy- We have got the order of DJ. Now leave the business too?
Teacher- Pappu, set foot on snake tail, tell the meaning of this idiom?
Pappu- Prevent wife from going to her maternal home.
Now Pappu is a class monitor…
Girl – You know the size of my slippers, don’t you?
Boy – Oh man… You started asking for gifts already,
Fuck me, I am not giving any sandal-gandal…
Guruji- Tell me how many are 4 and 4?
Golu- Guruji is 10.
Teacher- No, there are 8… unworthy
Golu- Sir, we are from Dildar House… 2 I also put myself…
Doctor- For whom to make glasses?
For Bablu-Teacher.
Doctor- Why?
Bablu- because I always see a donkey…