Funny Jokes Chutkule in Hindi | Teacher asked Golu not to come to school, got such a wonder

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Funny viral jokes

Teacher- Where were so many days, why didn’t school come?
Golu- Bird was flu.
Teacher- This is the birds, Golu- where you understand, you make cock every day!

A girl was sitting with a boy.
She was sitting with another on the second day.
On the third day, she was sitting with the third.
What education does you get from this? That boys change not girls…

Moni worshiped from Tony when someone in the morning
What to do if you do not wake up even by making a voice.
Tony- Go to his ear and say gently
Your father is checking your mobile…!

Chintu was going into the forest, suddenly seeing the bear
Breath stopped and lay down on the ground
Seeing this, the bear came and said in Chintu’s ear
There is no hunger, otherwise he would have removed all the intelligence.

NASA decided to send Mintu to the moon but Mintu returned from half the way…
NASA-Mintu Why did you come back?
Mintu- On the way, I remembered that today there is Amavas, there will be no moon.

Teacher: Will not chase girls!
Children: Will not.
Teacher: Will not befriend girls!
Children: Will not.
Teacher: You will die for the country!
Children: Will give, then what will you live by living such life ..

Boy – I love you dear.
Girl – You know the size of my slippers, don’t you?
Boy – Oh man… You started asking for gifts already,
Fuck me, I am not giving any sandal-gandal…

Two neighbors were talking –
First neighbor: You know I did not have any children for 24 years.
Second neighbor: Hey… then what did you do?
First neighbor: Then when I was 24 years old, the family got me married,
After this, it became folded somewhere.
The second neighbor is admitted in ICU.

Father: Son, give your mobile ..
Son: Let me turn on 1 minute ..!
Video delete… Photos delete… Message deleted
Take the father on ..
Papa: Let it be, just tell me the time… !!
Listening to father, son was stunned…

Guruji- Tell me how many are 4 and 4?
Golu- Guruji is 10.
Teacher- No, there are 8… unworthy
Golu- Sir, we are from Dildar House… 2 I also put myself…